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haha thats cool read my message and dont reply ill just burn ur house down and not reply when u tell me to stop
“The best steak I’d ever had” <_______>when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
Made rebloggable on request by the-original-wallflower :)
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
“If you two were Disney princes or princesses, who would you be?”
He ships it cause he knows
We had an appointment
I FUCKING DARE YOU TO TELL ME THEY ARE NOT IN LOVE.
I FUCKING DARE YOU.
this is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life
