Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
I grab a knife from my kitchen drawer. I walk out of the room, pass the hallway and walk in to my mother’s bedroom. I see her sleeping and at first I think of forgetting the whole thing, but a voice persists, “It must be done.” I slit her throat and before she bleeds out she asks why. I lean over and wisper in her ear, “You’ll never eat my god-damned leftovers again.”
nice eyebrows? more like eye-bros